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Case of vodka used to treat poisoned tourist

"The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," Todd Fraser said today.

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin.

Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner

A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Is it wrong to laugh at an incident like this?

China tells living Buddhas to obtain permission before they reincarnate

Tibet's living Buddhas have been banned from reincarnation without permission from China's atheist leaders. The ban is included in new rules intended to assert Beijing's authority over Tibet's restive and deeply Buddhist people.

Walking around Naked in Germany is illegal?

A naked American tourist raised eyebrows when he went for a walk through a German city and told police he thought this was acceptable behavior in Germany.

10-Month-Old Issued Legal Gun Permit

The ID card arrived, complete with Bubba's toothless baby picture. The card lists the baby's height (2 feet, 3 inches), weight (20 pounds) and has a scribble where the signature should be. Ludwig said he never thought the gun permit would be approved.

Plastic surgeon sucks out belly dancer's buttock

£12,000 damages for half-arsed liposuction

14 year old Texas girl gets 7 years in prison for shoving Hall Monitor

The youth had no prior arrest record, and the hall monitor--a 58-year-old teacher's aide--was not seriously injured.

Maternity staff find big, drunk, smoking baby

Drunken German Heinrich Mueller, 28, has been arrested after climbing into one of the emergency post boxes for unwanted babies.

Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep

A 17-year-old girl who spent weeks looking for her missing dog unwrapped a box left on her doorstep and found the pet's severed head inside, authorities said.

Brothel offers pensioner discounts - Never Too Old to Pay for Sex

"We don't earn as much money, but we're establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups," he added.

Candidate Offers Free Strip Club Entry To Voters

Vote and get in a Tampa strip club for free. Now THAT's an incentive.

Mom Gives Birth In Pants Outside Hospital

I would say the title kind of speaks for itself.

OOPS! Cartoon Network Creates a Bomb Scare!

Officials found 38 blinking electronic signs promoting the Cartoon Network TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" on bridges and other high-profile spots across the city Wednesday, prompting the closing of a highway and the deployment of bomb squads.

3 Women Charged With Sexually Abusing Teen

A Montgomery County substitute teacher and two counselors at a group home for neglected youths have been arrested on charges of having sex with a 16-year-old boy living at the home, police said yesterday.

Scientist Develops Caffeinated Doughnuts

Future Nobel prize recipient?

Doctor Removes Penis in Fit of Rage

Doctors' unions in Romania have criticised a decision to make a surgeon pay £100,000 in damages after he lost his temper and hacked off a patient's penis during surgery.

Snake 'Whacking Day' comes to Sydney

The NSW Wildlife Information and Rescue Service (WIRES) said it is receiving a flurry of distressing calls about unnecessary snake killings, as fear grows following an increase of the reptiles in urban areas - and a number of snake bite incidents around Australia.

Should Illegal Drugs Be Taxed?

In April of 2005, Jeremy Robbins was arrested attempting to traffic two tons of marijuana from Arizona to East Tennessee. Indicted on federal drug conspiracy charges, Robbins was soon assessed a $1.1 million fine from Tennessee's Department of Revenue.

Woman accused of using dog's name to get painkillers

Police said Smith is charged with using her dog Zack's name to get Hydrocodone, which is marketed under several names including Vicodin.

Woman fakes kidnapping to avoid work

A 21-year-old German woman who did not feel like going to work at a fast food restaurant sent her parents a text message saying she had been kidnapped.

Woman Burned Alive Trying To Drive Pickup Out Of Mud

A woman was burned to death in a freak accident Wednesday when her pickup became stuck in some thick mud and a fire ignited while she accelerated and spun her tires to free the vehicle, according to a Local 6 News report.

Woman Tells Officer She Was Sold 'Bad Crack'

A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said. the stupidity of some people continues to amaze me.

The 'F-word' gets its own movie

NEW YORK, Nov. 6 (UPI) -- An independent filmmaker has produced a movie titled, and all about the history of the English language's most vulgar "F-word," the New York Post reported.

Burger King sold pot burgers to cops

Two police officers sued Burger King Corp., claiming they were served hamburgers that had been sprinkled with marijuana.

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